Robbers leave man without his pants on
The victim told police he left the game shop where he worked to go to the bank at 9:30 a.m. May 12 when he saw two men inside a silver Chevrolet Cavalier parked beside his car.
As he tried to enter his vehicle, police said, one of the men […]

Long time, no post. I blame myspace.
I hate that they use “trousers” rather than pants so much in this one, but it’s got to be the best pants-related news story I’ve seen so far:
Defective automatic trousers hurl pilot from plane
A Swedish pilot was flung out of his aircraft by a malfunctioning pair […]

White powder draws HAZMAT team to prison
A hazardous-operations team responded to Adams County prison Monday after two corrections officers discovered white powder on their pants and had slight breathing problems.
Man beaten in anti-gay bias attack in Hoboken
Two thugs beat up a man after leaving the PATH station in Hoboken in what police are calling an […]

Public fear using ‘disgusting’ toilets
New Zealand public loos can be so unsanitary that people would rather go in their pants than have to use them, an Otago University lecturer says.
They should use astronaut diapers.
Baby arrives so quickly he’s suddenly in mom’s pants
“It happened so fast,” Rebecca Johnson, 24, told the Daily Courier in Connellsville. […]

I should really start posting, instead of commenting so much on other blogs. I’m so lazy.