Cops: Man had CDs in the front of pants, heroin in the back

SALEM, N.H. – A man who police say walked out of a K-Mart with 25-30 CDs stuffed down the front of his pants was also in possession of heroin at the time of his arrest on Saturday night.

Planet 51: Welcome to the planet of no pants

Technologically, the Planet 51-ians are stuck somewhere in the late 1950s. (The soundtrack’s first song is 1958’s Lollipop.) There are anachronisms, however. They’ve perfected the hovercars that have been stuck at the drawing-board stage on Earth these last 50 years. And, strangest of all, they don’t have pants.

Odds of wearing skinny pants in Mesquite ISD: slim to none

Seth Chamlee, a student at Kimbrough Middle School in Mesquite, found that out the hard way on Tuesday. School administrators gave him a choice: Go home, or trade his skin-tight skinny pants for slacks provided by the school.

The school’s dress code proscribes Dockers-style pants, no jeans. I’ve never seen any skin-tight Dockers, but I haven’t really looked, either.

Continuing:

He went home. And he’s going to stay there.

“We’re going to home schooling,” the boy’s mother, Cindy Pope, said Wednesday. “He can learn more without the distraction of what to wear.”

I’m all for home schooling, but this is a stupid reason. Seriously, what are the odds this kid will wear “skinny pants” while he home schools? I’m betting PJs or sweats…

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